karenor | snagged from some peoples

Go to Google, enter "[your name] needs" in quotes, and post the top ten results. If they don't make sense, are mangled or repetitive, skip to the next until you have ten unique entries.

1. Karen needs to grow up.

2. Karen needs additional time for laundry and changing bed linen.

3. The Karen Needs A Lobotomy Fund.

4. KAREN NEEDS A MAN.

5. Karen needs support in reaching her goal.

6. Karen needs to push herself, to give us the goods, the guts, the gore.

7. Karen needs her chips.

8. Every Karen needs a Jack.

9. Karen needs a hug.

10. Karen needs special rehab therapy.

11. Karen needs care and supervision twenty-fours hours a day.

12. Karen needs money to buy the roller skates she desperately wants.

13. Karen needs another storyline in addition to her blossoming romance with Neil.

14. Karen needs prayer.

15. Karen needs to contact Doug regarding ordering apples.

Incidentally, i found a few posts of people doing this meme. None of these are very funny. I kinda like 8, though. And maybe 12.